This headline is wild to think about. Could you imagine your field of work being labeled the leading cause of death in the entire fucking country and not having to worry about being unemployed by weeks end? I doubt any pig who reads this is even remotely worried about their job. It's fucking insane.
My Purple Pikmin when I tell him he has to cross 7 lanes of heavy traffic across 2 highways to retrieve a strawberry 15 miles away.
Me and the girls are gonna go parading through the squares and streets of Carthage with oiled hair and powdered faces, languid limbs and feminine gait, demanding even from the tradespeople the means of continuing to live in disgrace. Y'all want anything?
To come with
same
I'm just gonna slide this on in here for anyone that is interested in preserving old games. They take it very seriously too, they want an archive of every single game. Like, they have lists of every game ever released for a system, and once that system gets old enough, they add it to their archive and start collecting. Their latest addition was the Xbox 360, they opened that vault up in September 2022, and proudly announced they'd finished their collection of games for it back in April.
Also, while their game archives are almost entirely complete, they've got another project of archiving the manuals that came with those games, and that is... considerably less well filled out. Their collection of Xbox 360 manuals is especially rough, they've only gotten manuals for three games. So if you've got some Xbox 360 games kicking around, and the manual's still with them, please consider scanning them and submitting them to the site!
Game preservation is important, but people rarely consider preserving the manuals as well; I really respect Vimm's Lair for being so thorough in their archival work.
Invest in a belt
Short a pair of shorts
Get dividends from undergarments
Become a shareholder of an over the shoulder boulder holder
Buy stocks in stockings
(tags via @bookoramaenderteeth)
what's going on people?
general depression
hate the military
So does general depression. Why do you think he's so morose
if he hated it he'd kill his commander-in-chief
Unfortunately the commander-in-chief, five-star General Paranoia, is always alert for any threat to his person
orbital strike is always unlikely but never impossible
He's got that exact quote as a wall poster with a kitten on it
well.... fuck....
gentrification
is an endemic issue
plaguing this wet cite
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.



















